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1. (it's) (1064↑, 41↓)

How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".

Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case. Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.

Author: Intelligence: The Anti-N00b http://its.urbanup.com/899832

2. (It's) (720↑, 26↓)

(1) It is. (2) It has. N.B. Not to be confused with "its," which is the possessive of "it."

(1) Contact. It's the answer. (2) It's been real slow 'round here since the new sheriff arrived. WRONG: The dog wagged it's tail.

Author: ASP http://its.urbanup.com/354795

3. (it's) (507↑, 11↓)

Ohhh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S\! Scalawag.

It's = "It's gonna blow\!" Its = "Its fangs are seven feet long."

Author: Chmera http://its.urbanup.com/2991108

4. (it's) (413↑, 20↓)

Contraction for "[it is]". NOT the possessive form of "it". Like "yours", "hers", etc., the possessive form of "it" is "[its]", with no apostrophe.

Yes: "It's a rabid dog." No: "Be careful of it's teeth."

Author: Frungy http://its.urbanup.com/2966806

5. (it's) (141↑, 23↓)

A word that signifies the beginning of an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.

"It's..." "Monty Python's Flying Circus\!" (cue Sousa's Liberty Bell March)

Author: aaronak http://its.urbanup.com/1697077

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Last updated: 2012.02.29